5 Dental Jokes That We Will Never, Ever Get Tired of Hearing

5 Jokes About Teeth That We Will Never, Ever Tire of Hearing

As you may have been able to tell from our near-incessant posting about various holiday season topics we are huge fans of the holidays. Since we have tearfully waved goodbye to the 2015 November-December festivities, we are feeling a little bummed about the fact that the next celebration-worthy event is at least a month away—and yes, we are talking about Valentine’s Day.

In the meantime though, we are attempting to lift our dampened spirits by immersing ourselves in dental humor jokes.

Here are five that we thought you should add to your joke arsenal.

1. Dentists + Potatoes

“Why do dentists like potatoes?”

“Because they are so filling”

Jokes about fillings are totally our jam, guys. This one comes from Jokes4Us.com and we care 0% that it is uber-corny.

2. The Cost of Quality

Patient: How much will it cost me to have this tooth extracted?

Dentist: $300

Patient: $300 for just a few minutes work?! That’s expensive.

Dentist: Okay, I’ll pull it out slowly if you prefer.

It’s a tad cynical, but this joke from Guy-Sports.com still brings a smile to our faces. 

3. Oh Florida!

“Which state’s residents have the best oral hygiene?”

“Fluoride-a”

Not sure whether he came up with it himself or not, but this joke was posted by Rendal on the Student Doctor Network forums. It’s just too silly to not chuckle at.

4. A Cavernous Cavity

“Open wider.” requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. “Good God!” he said, startled. “You’ve got the biggest cavity I’ve ever seen – the biggest cavity I’ve ever seen.” “Okay, Doc!” replied the patient. “I’m scared enough without you saying something like that twice.” “I didn’t !” said the dentist. “That was the echo.”

This one comes from DentalAffairs.com and we genuinely think it is super hysterical. Don’t you?

5. Riddle

“What has teeth but can’t eat?”

“A comb”

A little intrigue never hurt anyone. We discovered this riddle/joke on EnchantedLearning.com and we think it is a great little joke to know.

Have any dental jokes up your sleeve? Share them with us by posting them to our Facebook or Twitter page.

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