As you may have been able to tell from our near-incessant posting about various holiday season topics we are huge fans of the holidays. Since we have tearfully waved goodbye to the 2015 November-December festivities, we are feeling a little bummed about the fact that the next celebration-worthy event is at least a month away—and yes, we are talking about Valentine’s Day.
In the meantime though, we are attempting to lift our dampened spirits by immersing ourselves in dental humor jokes.
Here are five that we thought you should add to your joke arsenal.
1. Dentists + Potatoes
“Why do dentists like potatoes?”
“Because they are so filling”
2. The Cost of Quality
Patient: How much will it cost me to have this tooth extracted?
Patient: $300 for just a few minutes work?! That’s expensive.
Dentist: Okay, I’ll pull it out slowly if you prefer.
3. Oh Florida!
“Which state’s residents have the best oral hygiene?”
4. A Cavernous Cavity
“Open wider.” requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. “Good God!” he said, startled. “You’ve got the biggest cavity I’ve ever seen – the biggest cavity I’ve ever seen.” “Okay, Doc!” replied the patient. “I’m scared enough without you saying something like that twice.” “I didn’t !” said the dentist. “That was the echo.”
“What has teeth but can’t eat?”